Friday, November 30, 2007

Where's Turtle and Drama?

Say what you want about the man but his posse' is deep bitches!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

I prayed for Snow and got it!

Awhile back I used to dislike Tony snow. A paid propagandist on Fox News and where ever else Rove wanted him.
I recall wishing, nay, praying after he took the press sec. job that he would get cancer and die a painful death leaving his kids orphaned. I know that seems cruel, but none of my other prayers ever came true, so I just threw this one up there.
Lo' and behold, on my birthday no less.... On September 19th, it was reported in the AP that a cancerous growth was found inside his brain. Though Snow has been reluctant to describe himself as terminally ill, on September 27 he admitted to Jay Leno on the Tonight Show that he will have cancer for the rest of his life, "unless and until they find a cure."
Typical spin: "unless and until they find a cure."
What an asshole.
Thank You Jesus for coming through on this one.

CHICKEN/PORK ADOBO FILIPINO DISH

Thought I'd drop a little Asian recipe just so you'd know I'm not a racist behind that China entry below.
I had this last night with pork.
It was spectacular.

1 spring chicken cut in serving sizes
1/2 c. soy sauce (low salt)
1/3 c. vinegar1 head fresh garlic
8 to 10 pepper corn
1 sm. bay leaf
1/2 to 1 tsp. salt according to taste
1/3 c. sherry, optional
Mix all ingredients by hand in a pot.
cook slowly for 8 hours.
Do not stir.
Serve hot with rice or shred it up for sandwiches.
The clash between the sweet mayo on the sandwich and the spicy in the meat will hit your mouth like Imelda's shoes!

If you can't make in Des Moines you can't make it anywhere

Why is it that the small clan of voters in some crappy flyover state (Go Hawkeyes!) get to choose who the other 98% of us can vote for in 08'?


If a candidate is too radical for the 2,982,085, corn-pohn in Iowa, then they will lose the following primaries and never get to run. We need to do away with a primary system that forces all of our candidates to pass mustard with the most traditional and retrograde among us before they can even be voted for on a nation-wide election by the other 224,548,863 eligible voters like me and you!

Americans Suffer the Apathy of Fu Man Chu!!



Ever have a rough afternoon at work? Bad traffic jam on the way in got you down? Spilled your Starbucks on your shirt in the lobby? Ever have one of those Friday afternoon's where you just didn't want to be at work?

Did you work suffer at this time? Did you feel a little apathetic about the quality of your product?

Well imagine if you lived in Communist China, under an authoritarian, communist, and socialist, with heavy restrictions remaining in many areas, most notably in the Internet and in the press, freedom of assembly, freedom of reproductive rights, and freedom of religion. Imagine if you were 10 years old and lived well below the US poverty line. Do you think you would really care about what some American that you will never meet that lives 6000 miles away feeds to his dog???

China's food- and drug-safety record has come under scrutiny in recent months following the deaths of cats and dogs in the United States and Canada blamed on tainted Chinese pet food ingredients. Since then, U.S. inspectors have banned or turned away a growing number of Chinese exports - from monkfish to juice to toothpaste - because they contained life-threatening levels of toxins or unsafe chemicals.

If you pay slaves slave wages you shouldn't be surprised when you get a shitty product unloaded at your local dock!

Boycott China Already!