Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Playing Footsies in the shitter

Yet again another "Family Values" candidate has been arrested for trying to blow a cop...

Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct. The charges are connected to a lewd conduct investigation at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport in June. A plainclothes police officer took Craig into custody after investigating complaints of sexual activity in the men's restroom. The officer's report says the senator did several things that could be interpreted as an invitation for lewd conduct.

I knew that they were the Law & Order party but damn!

Here's another one:
"Representative Bob Allen, a Republican in the Florida House of Representatives, blamed the weather and his fear of black men for offering $20 to perform oral sex on a man in a public park. The man turned out to be an undercover police officer, who promptly arrested Allen. "

In March, he co-sponsored an unsuccessful bill that would have enhanced penalties for "offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts" such as indecent exposure.

Now I'm not a CPA, but from what I heard you get paid to SUCK a cock. You're not supposed to pay and have to suck a cock.

No wonder we're running a deficit!!

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