Crockpot Of Rage

The Mendoza Line* & Vallejo's failed state.

2009-12-30T12:11:00.000-08:00

"As the Vallejo Police Department force shrinks -- attrition and layoffs will bring the number of sworn officers to 104 by mid-January -- so has its ability to solve the city's homicides. Of the 10 homicides in Vallejo police jurisdiction, only two, or 20 percent, have netted arrests. This compares to a 30 percent solve rate last year and a 68 percent rate in 2007." --from the Vallejo Times-Herald 12/30/09

20% closure rates for murder?

20%?

Really?

That is a failed state.

They close more murders in Wash. D.C., Detroit, or Oakland.

The Vallejo Police Department...The Mario Mendoza* of Law Enforcement.

*The Mendoza Line is an informal term used in baseball for the threshold of incompetent hitting. Even though Mario Mendoza's lifetime batting average is .215, the Mendoza Line is said to occur at .200, and when a position player's batting average falls below that level, the player is said to be below the Mendoza Line. It is often thought of as the offensive threshold below which a player's presence in Major League Baseball cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities. National League pitchers are not held to the Mendoza Line standard, since their specialized work and infrequent batting excuses less competence in hitting.^[1]

New Party of 2009... The Tea Baggers

2009-12-29T15:52:00.000-08:00

Urban Dictionary: teabag

teabag - 68 definitions - To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person.

Anyone group that would unknowingly name themselves after such an unsavory practice isn't really a threat to Democracy and would probably vote for Palin in 2012.

By the way I am totally rooting for Palin to get A nomination in 2012. She's an easy win in my opinion.

I only wonder if it will be for the GOP or the Baggers. The more power Palin gets among the yokels the more there is a possibility of her splitting the conservative vote in 2010 if the GOP field another 100 year old white man, or somebody not radical to appease the base.

The current employment market made this pic apt.

2009-12-29T15:43:00.001-08:00

I'm giving Obama a D+ and here is why....

2009-12-29T15:19:00.000-08:00

1--Fisa? He gave immunity to Telecoms to tap your phones.

2--Economy? February's $787 billion stimulus package is where exactly? Did you get a check? Your Dad?

3--Patriot Act? Still in full effect.

4--Climate Change? Nothing in Copenhagen.

5--Iraq? No change, a 2011 timeline, maybe.

6--Afghanistan? Add 30,000.

7--Health Care Reform? No single payer or public option? Epic Fail.

The only things keeping him from an F is that he has time left, and I really want the Tea-Baggers to be wrong.

A lot of things have changed in a year.

2009-12-29T15:14:00.000-08:00

I moved back to the Bay Area. New job. New house. New renters. New opinions. Haven't had time to post, but do now.

Vension Roast in a crockpot

2008-12-09T13:34:00.000-08:00

INGREDIENTS
3 pounds boneless venison roast
1 large onion, sliced
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon garlic salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 (1 ounce) package dry onion soup mix
1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of mushroom soup

DIRECTIONS
Put cleaned meat in slow cooker and cover with onion. Sprinkle with soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, garlic salt and pepper.
In a small bowl combine the soup mix and the soup; mix together and pour mixture over venison. Cook on Low setting for 6 hours.

Packing for Pakistan

2008-12-09T13:07:00.000-08:00

Osama is there.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/24/AR2006022401639.html

Muslim Extremist are there.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/09/world/asia/09pstan.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

They have REAL WMD's.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/09/world/asia/09pstan.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

They're CIA, the ISI, is complicit with Islamic militants, like we accused Saddam of being.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/intell/library/news/2008/intell-080814-rferl01.htm

Instead of invading Western Afghanistan, NATO forces should have deployed into EASTERN Afghanistan FIRST, blocking of the Pakistan border thus removing any escape route for Bin Ladin or any Taliban looking to move over the Pakistan border. Instead they landed in the West, the enemy headed East and now they're under the indirect protection of the only Islamic country on earth with the Bomb. That's a major problem. We can't run missions into a country that has nuclear weapons. Bin Ladin planned to have Pakistan as a fallback position and he's ended up there safely. Now Obama is going to have to deal with the fallout of 8 years of bad policy and short sighted strategy. The biggest story of 2009 will come out of Pakistan.

Next thing you know he'll say he believes in Climate Change

2008-12-09T13:02:00.000-08:00

"MCFADDEN: But do you believe in it?

BUSH: That God created the world, I do, yeah.

MCFADDEN: But what about ...

BUSH: Well, I think you can have both. I think evolution can -- you're getting me way out of my lane here. I'm just a simple president. But it's, I think that God created the Earth, created the world; I think the creation of the world is so mysterious it requires something as large as an almighty, and I don't think it's incompatible with the scientific proof that there is evolution. "

Wow, so I wonder how that makes the base feel. Lied to? Betrayed? Played for fools? Are any of you Churchies writing this shit down?

2008-07-15T16:28:00.000-07:00

Obama-Gore anyone?

2008-07-15T16:19:00.000-07:00

Any doubt in your mind that Al Gore should be the next Vice-president? This country has been in a tailspin since that original sin in Florida in 2000. Not only does the man have an Oscar, Nobel Prize, and a widely recognized face, he's also the most qualified man in the whole country after holding that office for 8 years. I think that an Obama-Gore ticket would help Obama with those hesitant over 45 voters. I think that both my wife and I would be willing to campaign door-to-door for this ticket. I believe that Obama bringing on Gore would show he's not afraid of being upstaged. I understand the desire for a VP with a strong military background, but I don't believe Democrats are going to out "War Hero" John McCain. Gore did serve mind you, but the big plus to adding him to your ticket would be the experience, name recognition, and in a weird way putting our country back on balance that we lost in 2000. In my view he was the last Democrat to win the White House. Short of Al Gore, I'd dig Edwards, Biden.

tony snow- good riddance

2008-07-15T16:00:00.001-07:00

Tuesday, November 27, 2007, I posted about Tony snow getting cancer. He died this past weekend. Another paid messenger bites the dust. Fly on Tony! Go into the light!

"They're taking our jobs!"

2008-07-15T15:05:00.000-07:00

I hear this refrain from the right and other Merican's that the Mexicans are taking our jobs. Look man, if a semi-literate man, with a third grade education, who doesn't even speak our language takes YOUR job my friend, you need to work on your skill set. I mean if he took your job you need to ask yourself what the fuck you did wrong in your interview! The Mexican guy who couldn't even answer any question's in english somehow managed to put on a better performance than the Merican. How is that possible? Discuss...

Ok, so it's been awhile...

2008-07-15T14:22:00.000-07:00

That doesn't mean we have to stop talking! I've been busy having a life and living the summer way. Here is a little recap on what I've been seething over this summer:

I told you Hillary would lose.
Backing up a trailer on is hard as hell.
Venison can be made edible, without jerking it.
There are only like 3 Crocodile mask in all of creation.
Washington Mutual has the lowest rank of security of customers information, right under Bank of America.

You to can actually make Deer edible!

2008-07-15T14:19:00.000-07:00

Ingredients
3 pound roast or tenderloins of venison, cut into 6- by 3-inch pieces
2 heads garlic, cloves separated and smashed
1/2 cup savory or thyme leaves, lightly crushed
1/2 cup dry red wine
1/4 teaspoon Lowry’s1/2 teaspoon black peppercorns, slightly cracked
1/4 cup plus 1 1/2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided
1 tablespoon sea salt

Preparation
Toss venison with garlic, savory, wine, Lowry’s, peppercorns, and 1/4 cup oil in a sealable bag. Marinate, chilled, turning bag occasionally, at least 8 hours.
It’s much, much better if you wait for 24 hours.
Bring venison to room temperature, about 1 hour.
Preheat oven to 450°F with rack in middle. Discard marinade and pat meat dry.
Sprinkle on all sides with 1 tablespoon sea salt, then 1/2 teaspoon ground pepper.
Heat remaining 1 1/2 tablespoons oil in a 12-inch heavy skillet over medium-high heat until it shimmers, then brown meat on all sides in 2 or 3 batches, 3 to 4 minutes per batch.

Transfer to a shallow baking pan. Roast until venison registers 125°F on an instant-read thermometer (inserted 2 inches horizontally into meat) for rare, 5 to 9 minutes (depending on thickness of meat).
I flip it over at 4 minutes.
Let stand on a cutting board 10 minutes before slicing across the grain.

Cooks' notes:
• Venison can be marinated up to 24 hours.
• You can substitute a 3-pound trimmed and tied center-cut beef tenderloin roast for the venison (do not cut into pieces). Follow recipe above, roasting until beef registers 120°F, 25 to 30 minutes for medium-rare.

Hillary -severing all ties with reality

2008-02-26T13:50:00.000-08:00

Harold Ickes, HRC spokesman who gave a presentation about Hillary Rodham Clinton's prospects that severed all ties with reality. "We're on the way to locking this nomination down," he said of a candidate who appears, if anything, headed in the other direction.

Really?

Because that's not what it looks like to me....

Pentagon Aknowledges Global Climate Change & End of Civilization

2008-02-23T10:17:00.000-08:00

From an old UK Guardian story:

"Climate change over the next 20 years could result in a global catastrophe costing millions of lives in wars and natural disasters..

A secret report, suppressed by US defence chiefs and obtained by The Observer, warns that major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a 'Siberian' climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.

The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies. The threat to global stability vastly eclipses that of terrorism, say the few experts privy to its contents.

'Disruption and conflict will be endemic features of life,' concludes the Pentagon analysis. 'Once again, warfare would define human life.'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2004/feb/22/usnews.theobserver

I'm not even going to pretend we can or will try to changes our ways.

But dear reader I give you a short shopping list:

A small garden to grow and can your own food.

A well to water your garden, bathe, and drink from.

And finally, a rifle to defend your garden and well, since The Pentagon, not exactly a liberal environmentalist group, says:

"By 2020 'catastrophic' shortages of water and energy supply will become increasingly harder to overcome, plunging the planet into war. They warn that 8,200 years ago climatic conditions brought widespread crop failure, famine, disease and mass migration of populations that could soon be repeated."

Who do I hate more? Clemens or Congress?

2008-02-23T10:01:00.000-08:00

Roger Clemens has always been an asshole. Even before he threw a baseball bat at Mets catcher Mike Piazza. So, while I do like seeing that Texas douche being in the hot seat, I ask myself doesn't Congress have something better to do?

Like track down that 9 billion in missing cash from Iraq? Even Faux admits it... http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,129489,00.html

Or better yet run a committee on our pending Martial Law Problems!

I want to warn some of you sellouts to stop reading, turn on your i-pod and turn on your tivo'd American Idol because shit gets deep in the next few paragraphs below from the SF Chronicle:

Beginning in 1999, the government has entered into a series of single-bid contracts with Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg, Brown and Root (KBR) to build detention camps at undisclosed locations within the United States. The government has also contracted with several companies to build thousands of railcars, some reportedly equipped with shackles, ostensibly to transport detainees.

According to diplomat and author Peter Dale Scott, the KBR contract is part of a Homeland Security plan titled ENDGAME, which sets as its goal the removal of "all removable aliens" and "potential terrorists."

Fraud-busters such as Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Los Angeles, have complained about these contracts, saying that more taxpayer dollars should not go to taxpayer-gouging Halliburton. But the real question is: What kind of "new programs" require the construction and refurbishment of detention facilities in nearly every state of the union with the capacity to house perhaps millions of people?

Sect. 1042 of the 2007 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA), "Use of the Armed Forces in Major Public Emergencies," gives the executive the power to invoke martial law. For the first time in more than a century, the president is now authorized to use the military in response to "a natural disaster, a disease outbreak, a terrorist attack or any other condition in which the President determines that domestic violence has occurred to the extent that state officials cannot maintain public order."

The Military Commissions Act of 2006, rammed through Congress just before the 2006 midterm elections, allows for the indefinite imprisonment of anyone who donates money to a charity that turns up on a list of "terrorist" organizations, or who speaks out against the government's policies. The law calls for secret trials for citizens and noncitizens alike.
Also in 2007, the White House quietly issued National Security Presidential Directive 51 (NSPD-51), to ensure "continuity of government" in the event of what the document vaguely calls a "catastrophic emergency." Should the president determine that such an emergency has occurred, he and he alone is empowered to do whatever he deems necessary to ensure "continuity of government." This could include everything from canceling elections to suspending the Constitution to launching a nuclear attack.

Congress has yet to hold a single hearing on NSPD-51.---snip

But they have plenty of time to talk about the roid' abscess on Roger Clemens' ass?

A primer on Mormonism and Sacred Undies

2007-12-06T10:48:00.000-08:00

King James Bible”And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.”

What that means is nobody can tack on an addendum to the bible like kook Joseph Smith, Jr., did in March 1830.

Here are some brief lowlights of what these weird white people believe.

1. The Book of Mormon contains detailed accounts of the lives of peoples that reportedly traveled from the Middle East and settled in the Americas around 600 BC
There were pre-Columbian peoples that were white, literate, had knowledge of Old World languages, and possessed Old World derived writing systems.

2. They didn’t admit blacks until 1978. Brigham Young who said "You must not think, from what I say, that I am opposed to slavery. No! The negro is damned, and is to serve his master till God chooses to remove the curse of Ham...".[102] Those critics also illustrate church racism by quoting sections of the Book of Mormon which describe dark skin as a sign of a curse and a mark from God to distinguish a more righteous group of people from a less righteous group, and by citing passages describing white skin as "delightsome" while dark skin is portrayed as un-enticing.

3. I won’t even get into the polygamy.

4. Holocaust survivors and other Jewish groups have criticized the church twice, in 1995 and again in 2002, for performing unauthorized proxy baptisms of Jewish Holocaust victims.

5. Founder, Joseph Smith married at least 32 women during his lifetime, including several under the age of 16.

6. They wear secret underwear to keep them chaste. See image above.

The last thing we need at this point on the game is some Cultist like Mitt Romney running the country in Top Secret Underoo's!!!

If you have these foolish, racist, sexist , homophobic beliefs then you are not fit to run a "reality based" country.

Pre-empting an adultering -fornicator

2007-12-03T17:18:00.000-08:00

Rudy left his cancer having wife for his communications director. This guy is a total sleaze with a total of count 3, yes three marriages. After wagging their finger at the left for moral shortcomings for decades, this writer wonders how the "Value Voters" aka Christain bigots can bring themselves to pull the handle for this louse. He cheated on both of his wives and I'm guessing would lie to the country too!

Rudy staffers defend allegations of trysts, trickery

Firefighters Union Letter On Rudy Giuliani\

http://www.dailykos.net/archives/002803.html

Where's Turtle and Drama?

2007-11-30T14:14:00.000-08:00

Say what you want about the man but his posse' is deep bitches!

I prayed for Snow and got it!

2007-11-27T15:38:00.000-08:00

Awhile back I used to dislike Tony snow. A paid propagandist on Fox News and where ever else Rove wanted him.

I recall wishing, nay, praying after he took the press sec. job that he would get cancer and die a painful death leaving his kids orphaned. I know that seems cruel, but none of my other prayers ever came true, so I just threw this one up there.

Lo' and behold, on my birthday no less.... On September 19th, it was reported in the AP that a cancerous growth was found inside his brain. Though Snow has been reluctant to describe himself as terminally ill, on September 27 he admitted to Jay Leno on the Tonight Show that he will have cancer for the rest of his life, "unless and until they find a cure."

Typical spin: "unless and until they find a cure."

What an asshole.

Thank You Jesus for coming through on this one.

CHICKEN/PORK ADOBO FILIPINO DISH

2007-11-27T14:57:00.000-08:00

Thought I'd drop a little Asian recipe just so you'd know I'm not a racist behind that China entry below.
I had this last night with pork.
It was spectacular.

1 spring chicken cut in serving sizes
1/2 c. soy sauce (low salt)
1/3 c. vinegar1 head fresh garlic
8 to 10 pepper corn
1 sm. bay leaf
1/2 to 1 tsp. salt according to taste
1/3 c. sherry, optional
Mix all ingredients by hand in a pot.
cook slowly for 8 hours.
Do not stir.
Serve hot with rice or shred it up for sandwiches.
The clash between the sweet mayo on the sandwich and the spicy in the meat will hit your mouth like Imelda's shoes!

If you can't make in Des Moines you can't make it anywhere

2007-11-27T14:29:00.000-08:00

Why is it that the small clan of voters in some crappy flyover state (Go Hawkeyes!) get to choose who the other 98% of us can vote for in 08'?

If a candidate is too radical for the 2,982,085, corn-pohn in Iowa, then they will lose the following primaries and never get to run. We need to do away with a primary system that forces all of our candidates to pass mustard with the most traditional and retrograde among us before they can even be voted for on a nation-wide election by the other 224,548,863 eligible voters like me and you!

Americans Suffer the Apathy of Fu Man Chu!!

2007-11-27T10:24:00.000-08:00

Ever have a rough afternoon at work? Bad traffic jam on the way in got you down? Spilled your Starbucks on your shirt in the lobby? Ever have one of those Friday afternoon's where you just didn't want to be at work?

Did you work suffer at this time? Did you feel a little apathetic about the quality of your product?

Well imagine if you lived in Communist China, under an authoritarian, communist, and socialist, with heavy restrictions remaining in many areas, most notably in the Internet and in the press, freedom of assembly, freedom of reproductive rights, and freedom of religion. Imagine if you were 10 years old and lived well below the US poverty line. Do you think you would really care about what some American that you will never meet that lives 6000 miles away feeds to his dog???

China's food- and drug-safety record has come under scrutiny in recent months following the deaths of cats and dogs in the United States and Canada blamed on tainted Chinese pet food ingredients. Since then, U.S. inspectors have banned or turned away a growing number of Chinese exports - from monkfish to juice to toothpaste - because they contained life-threatening levels of toxins or unsafe chemicals.

If you pay slaves slave wages you shouldn't be surprised when you get a shitty product unloaded at your local dock!

Boycott China Already!

Playing Footsies in the shitter

2007-08-28T10:26:00.000-07:00

Yet again another "Family Values" candidate has been arrested for trying to blow a cop...

Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct. The charges are connected to a lewd conduct investigation at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport in June. A plainclothes police officer took Craig into custody after investigating complaints of sexual activity in the men's restroom. The officer's report says the senator did several things that could be interpreted as an invitation for lewd conduct.

I knew that they were the Law & Order party but damn!

Here's another one:
"Representative Bob Allen, a Republican in the Florida House of Representatives, blamed the weather and his fear of black men for offering $20 to perform oral sex on a man in a public park. The man turned out to be an undercover police officer, who promptly arrested Allen. "

In March, he co-sponsored an unsuccessful bill that would have enhanced penalties for "offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts" such as indecent exposure.

Now I'm not a CPA, but from what I heard you get paid to SUCK a cock. You're not supposed to pay and have to suck a cock.

No wonder we're running a deficit!!

Back to work for Bill Maher, Bush and I.

2007-08-23T11:09:00.000-07:00

New Bill Maher tomorrow on HBO

He may not be good looking but he has one of the best opinions on government out in MSM.

Looks like vacation is winding down for everybody.

Put those Croc's away and grab your loafers...

The Battle for Oil...On Ice

2007-08-18T20:28:00.000-07:00

Canada will soon have a third coastline due to global climate change. The ice in and around the Northwest Passage is melting.

There is now a race between Russia, Denmark, and Canada to claim the Pole that is, wait for the money shot....

"estimated to contain up to 10 billion tons of oil and gas deposits, as well as vast reserves of diamonds and valuable metals such as gold, tin and platinum. "--Livescience.com

http://www.livescience.com/environment/070801_russia_npole.html

This stuff was under ice before, so it's a new ocean basically, and countries are grabbing for it:

BBC NEWS Europe Russia plants flag under N Pole

Danes pipe up with their own North Pole claims

NPR: Russia Tries to Claim North Pole, Canada Says No Way

I won't even bother to point out the absurdity of the global warming allowing for us to drill for more oil.

What this post is about, is "a potential border conflict for a huge prize on the top of the world."
I thought this was a plot from a GI Joe comic when I was a little kid. So, I googled it and FOUND the comic book!

Here's that issues summary:

"When Cobra’s illegal oil harvest activities threaten global economy and environmental stability, the GI JOE team is called in to get them out! Snow Job, Iceberg, and Frostbite team up with Scarlett, Snake-Eyes, Stalker, and Duke to deal with squads of arctic enemies in the most inhospitable location on earth!"

When dependence on oil causes "western democracies" to reenact comic book plots from the 80's, Congress needs to start funding research for solar power, large transit projects, electric cars, biking and growing food locally.

Seriously.

Or prepare to live under the heavy fist of Cobra!

Guns and Progressives

2007-08-18T16:49:00.000-07:00

Everyone should arm themselves.

Besides the possibility of a zombie coup, it’s a good idea to be at least as well armed as the people that hate you.

Moderates and liberals tend to vilify all firearms, but look at this asshole:

Now really, do you want him determining where or if you can vote? He doesn't look to open to gay rights. Where does he stand on interracial marriage even?

Heaven forbid we ever devolve into a civil war, or recession fueled crime wave, but those in countries where this has happened are glad that they had a few lying around when the time came. This lady here has the right idea. Sisters are doing it for themselves:

This guy is all casual with his at this point:

My point is that when all the other factions in a future global conflict are armed; do you want to be the only one who isn’t?

Here is our sweet liberal friend from Seattle showing guns can be useful and stylish accesories...

They may even determine what your rights are in an uncertain future.

Thanks Cheryl!!

Carnitas

2007-08-18T16:26:00.000-07:00

Pork Shoulder. Pick the one that barely fits.

Drop in pork.

2- Jalapeno peppers. Fresh ones are much hotter. Use 4 if you’re using canned ones and maybe some of those carrots.

1 or 2-Tomato and Peppers in a can. They're like .79 and in the same aisle as the tomato paste. Two cans if you have a huge crockpot/pork shoulder.

Remove from pot. Salt to taste.

I found that two whole days on low is the best.

It’s great in 8 hours on high, but one time I brought home a pizza and we let the pig simmer overnight on low and woke to the smell of the Pinnacle of Pork.

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I usually stop here, but...

Now you can go the extra mile and lightly fry the meat, but that will make you impotent and dependent on Plavix.

This is fattening as it is addictive. You were warned.

People of Faith

2007-08-18T14:04:00.001-07:00

2007-08-18T13:05:00.000-07:00

From the great wiki:
Crockpot
A slow cooker (often referred to as a Crock-Pot, though this is registered trademark for specific manufacturer's type of slow cooker) is a countertop electrical home appliance that is used to cook stews and other dishes containing water at relatively low temperatures, with correspondingly long cooking times (several hours). Many recipes simply call for the ingredients to be put in the cooker with little preparation. The slow cooker can then safely be left to run unattended, making it a convenient cooking method.

Rage
Rage is the accumulation of unexpressed anger and perceived disrespectful transactions that after multiple "stuffings" finally glows to the surface. The thought that someone is deliberately inciting anger and the feeling to get even, that trying to be reasonable has proven ineffective

Dig that last line!
CPOR

Hillary is the devil

2007-08-18T12:37:00.000-07:00

Rupert has endorsed her.
Moderates and progressive beware! She is more of the same crooked crony capitalism in culottes. The only upside to her winning is good SNL skits, and maybe Bill as Sect. Of State.

Besides I can’t respect her because she didn’t have the balls to leave her philandering husband.

If I got a BJ from an intern, my wife/fiancée’ would leave/sue/divorce me and I would be eating ramen in some shitty apartment with three illegal alien roomies. That didn’t happen here because she is a power hungry harpy. If she can't call bullshit on her fat hubby, how is she going to stare down Putin or Iran?

Verde Chicken

1-Large can of green enchilada sauce.
5lbs.- Chicken, for the rich boneless breast, for the poor boneless thighs.
Dump in the chicken.
Dump in the sauce.
Throw away can, because it’s sharp and gross.
Turn it on high before you leave for work.
8 hours later tasty green poultry goodness.
Drain off 80% of the juice, and salt to taste.

My blog-ginity

2007-08-18T12:15:00.000-07:00

Today I lose my blog-ginity with my first post. What you’ll find here is a strong cup of outrage and a warm pot of food. I am an angry 32 year old that has a love for country and crock-pots. I’ll try to include a recipe with every other post, but on a daily basis my outrage is kicking my culinary creativity in the groin, so you’re in for more venom than vittles. Every recipe you’ll see how been tried out and I’ll only be passing along the gold.

Enjoy,
CPOR